Market Blues Weekly · Episode 10 · 3 min · 19 June 2026
Ticker Tape Blues
Every Friday, the market breaks my heart
What this episode covers
"Ticker Tape Blues" transforms the weekly stock market rollercoaster into a soulful blues lament. Join our seasoned, yet perpetually surprised, market watcher as he croons about the heartbreak
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Transcript
307 words · the script as narrated
Monday morning, coffee black and hot Placed my bet on a future that I ain't got Saw a flash of green, thought my luck had turned Just another lesson that I ain't never learned By the afternoon, she was painted bloody red Filled my soul with whispers I wish I'd never said Oh, the Ticker Tape Blues, got me by the soul Every Friday close just digs a deeper hole
That red light on the screen is the heartbreak in your eye I give you all my money, and you just let it die This ain't love, baby, this is just a long goodbye Wednesday brought a rumour, a whisper on the breeze A dead cat bounce to bring me to my knees For a precious hour, I was flyin' high and free Forgot you were the hunter, and the hunted one was me You showed me paradise, right before the fall
Now the closing bell is mockin' me down the hall Oh, the Ticker Tape Blues, got me by the soul Every Friday close just digs a deeper hole That red light on the screen is the heartbreak in your eye I give you all my money, and you just let it die This ain't love, baby, this is just a long goodbye Thirty years I've watched this dance, from boom to bitter bust Seen solid gold ambitions crumble into dust
You'd think a man would get wise, you'd think a man would know But every Monday morning, I'm back to watch the show Oh, the Ticker Tape Blues, got me by the soul Every Friday close just digs a deeper hole That red light on the screen is the heartbreak in your eye I give you all my money, and you just let it die This ain't love, baby, this is just a long goodbye
About Market Blues Weekly
Tune in every Friday as we turn the week's market movements into soulful blues. Each note captures the heartbreak of losses and the fleeting thrill of gains, sung by a seasoned observer who's seen it all and still gets surprised. This show blends financial insights with heartfelt storytelling, making market ups and downs a musical journey you won't forget.
