The Friday Revue

The week began on Monday with a statement of intent, A brand new 'unprecedented' that was heaven-sent for rent. A hearing was convened with righteous, furrowed brows, While someone broke a dozen of their most respected vows. The pundits on the cable news all drew their battle lines, Dissecting every gesture, reading tea leaves in the signs! Oh, it's another Friday, and the curtain's set to fall! Another week of madness here inside the Beltway brawl! We sing and dance the talking points, we hit our marks with flair, While screaming to the heavens, 'Do you see what's happening there?!'

It's the greatest, worstest show on Earth, a tragic, comic spree, And we can't believe we're paid to do this choreography! By Wednesday, Tuesday's outrage was a distant, foggy dream, Replaced by leaked audio, a truly wild extreme. A gaffe upon the teleprompter, a stumble on the stair, Became the only story that was filling up the air. They promised grand reforms, and then they argued over snacks, And blamed the other party for the things their own side lacks! Oh, it's another Friday, and the curtain's set to fall! Another week of madness here inside the Beltway brawl!

We sing and dance the talking points, we hit our marks with flair, While screaming to the heavens, 'Do you see what's happening there?!' It's the greatest, worstest show on Earth, a tragic, comic spree, And we can't believe we're paid to do this choreography! Is anyone still listening? Is anyone in charge? We learned these lines this morning, and the script is writ so large. We long for just one quiet day, a simple, boring fact... But there's no time for reason when you're in the second act! HIT IT! Oh, it's another Friday, and the curtain's set to fall! Another week of madness here inside the Beltway brawl!

We sing and dance the talking points, we hit our marks with flair, While screaming to the heavens, 'Do you see what's happening there?!' It's the greatest, worstest show on Earth, a tragic, comic spree, And we can't believe we're paid to do this choreography! So take your seats, the overture will start again on cue! For next week's unbelievable, but absolutely true... Political Absurdist... Weekly... Friday... RE-VUE! (Final chord and curtain drop)