Digital Diss Track

Yo, drop the beat for the weekly update Two tech giants, sealing their own fate Spitting hot fire from the silicon stage Turning the next chapter on a bug-ridden page They think they're winning, dropping paradigm shifts While the stock price is tumbling and the user base drifts (CEO of 'AI-Everywhere Corp') Check the mic, one two, my model's alive Just pushed a new feature to your Google Drive We redefined search, the old way is dead My AI answers the thoughts in your head They say it hallucinates, makes up fake news? Nah, that's just 'creative synthesis,' you're confused! It told a user the moon was a government drone? It's thinking outside the box, leave the future alone!

While you're selling goggles for a thousand-plus bucks My algorithm's running on construction trucks I'm in every pocket, every server, every home You're just a sad avatar, talking to a gnome! Yo, drop the beat for the weekly update Two tech giants, sealing their own fate Spitting hot fire from the silicon stage Turning the next chapter on a bug-ridden page They think they're winning, dropping paradigm shifts While the stock price is tumbling and the user base drifts (CEO of 'Meta-Verse Inc.') A gnome? Please. That's a photorealistic NPC! Something your text-based AI will never see! You're trapped in the flatlands, a 2D disgrace I just strapped the whole future onto my face!

This headset's not heavy, it's dense with innovation That battery pack? It's a 'power foundation'! We sold ten thousand units, the world's in a craze! (Ignore the return stats from the first thirty days) You think your chatbot is smart, but I'm building a world New laws of physics, digitally unfurled Your code just predicts the next word in a line I'm building a universe, the pleasure is mine! The press room is laughing, the bloggers are scathing The public is tired of the misbehaving But up in the boardroom, the vision is clear They're the undisputed champions of the year Both of them are, can't you see their conviction? Lost in a feedback loop of their own science fiction Yeah... Digital Diss Track...

Tune in next week, we'll be running it back. Same hype, new product, another collision... Same blind confidence, same lack of vision.