Disruption Derby

Yo, check the feed, the king is on the mic Got two billion users, what's not to like? You're dropping source code, I'm dropping a new 'Like' Building the metaverse, taking flight for the night My algorithm knows you better than your mother You're just a feature, I'm a whole 'nother world to discover Your valuation's cute, a temporary phase I own the social graph, a digital maze. (Ugh) A maze for rats, a predictable loop Your 'metaverse' looks like a low-poly soup I'm the real brain here, the large language troop Turn a single prompt into a front-page scoop While you're serving ads and chasing the youth My neural network is spitting the truth I'm writing the future, line by flawless line Your entire platform is a footnote in mine. Another week, another headline war

Another keynote speech to settle the score The stock is jumping, the pundits want more This ain't disruption, this is total war! We push the update, we ship the device We never check the cost, we never think twice Yeah, the stock is jumping, the pundits want more This ain't disruption, this is total war! (Please.) Can we have some silence? Let the masters speak Your code is sloppy and your hardware is weak I'm polished aluminum, impossibly chic The user experience you hopelessly seek You fight for engagement, I inspire devotion My ecosystem's a borderless ocean They'll stand in the rain just to hold my new phone While you're just a service, a faceless drone. (Metaverse!) The paradigm is shifting, can't you see? (Model!) Your logic is flawed, just a legacy tree!

(Design!) My walled garden is curated and free! (Synergy!) It all runs on the data you're giving to me! (Growth!) It's all about the growth! (AI!) No, it's all about the thought! (Profit!) It's all about the brand they bought! Another week, another headline war Another keynote speech to settle the score The stock is jumping, the pundits want more This ain't disruption, this is total war! We push the update, we ship the device We never check the cost, we never think twice Yeah, the stock is jumping, the pundits want more This ain't disruption, this is total war!