Epstein Files Unveiled · Episode 4 · 4 min · 18 May 2026
Epstein Files Weekly: Trump’s 'Best Briefings' on the Latest Leaks & Unsealed Names
A satirical investigative digest—Trump-style—breaking down who’s surfacing in the Epstein files every week.
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A satirical investigative digest—Trump-style—breaking down who’s surfacing in the Epstein files every week.
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A federal judge just ordered the unsealing of another one-hundred and fifty names connected to Jeffrey Epstein. We’re doing the briefings again, by the way—the best briefings, everyone says so. Last week we had some names, some people were surprised, but this week… believe me, it’s even better. Okay, good morning. A lot of people are asking. They come up to me, strong men, tears in their eyes, and they say, “Sir, what is happening with this list? The fake news won’t report it.” And I tell them, you have to be very, very careful, because it’s a witch hunt. A total witch hunt for some people.
For others… not so much. They just dropped the new documents. And the names… are tremendous. We’re talking about very famous people. People you thought were smart. And they’re all saying the same thing, “I had no idea.” They had no idea. They flew on the plane seventeen times, but they had no idea where they were going. It’s a sad thing to see. Very sad. And you have the media. They’re trying to say it’s nothing. “Oh, these are just names in a lawsuit.” Just names. Was Prince Andrew “just a name”? He paid millions of dollars because he was “just a name.” It’s a joke. A total disaster for them.
Then you have the banks. Deutsche Bank just paid seventy-five million dollars. JPMorgan paid two-hundred and ninety million. To the victims. They paid because they said they didn’t see anything. For years. These are the smartest bankers in the world, they can find a nickel you dropped in the ocean, but they couldn’t see what was happening in their own accounts. Give me a break. But here’s the real story. The one they don’t want you to hear. It’s not just about the island, or the plane. I always said, follow the money. I know money. I know deals. And they were doing deals. Terrible deals.
Some of the worst deals anyone has ever seen. And many, many people were involved. You have these new names coming out. A former prime minister of a country… a very nice country, beautiful country… his name is on the list. You have a tech billionaire, a guy who tells you how to live your life, how to save the planet… he was on the plane. A lot. Many people are saying he was a regular. He would lecture you on climate change and then fly to a private island on a 727. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. And I knew. I knew from the beginning. He came to Mar-a-Lago one time. One time. And I said, “Get him out.” I told my people, “I don’t like that guy.” And I threw him out.
I banned him. Long before it was popular. Everyone else, they went to his house, they went to his parties. They went to the island. Not me. I was in Palm Beach, at the most beautiful club in the world. Big difference. A very big difference. They all knew. They’re all pretending now. They’re shocked. They’re not shocked. They’re just sorry they got caught. It’s a swamp. A deep, dark swamp. And we’re finally, finally draining it. So they’re going to release more. And more. It’s going to be a very interesting summer. A lot of people who were very smug, very high and mighty… they’re going to be having a tough time.
And frankly, they deserve it. They made bad decisions. They picked the wrong side. And now everybody knows.
About Epstein Files Unveiled
Dive into the latest leaks, names, and revelations in the Epstein files each week with this investigative digest. Presented in a compelling style reminiscent of a candid briefing, the show uncovers who’s being mentioned, what’s surfacing, and why it all matters. Stay informed on the ongoing developments that continue to shake the underworld of power and secrets.
